Junk Food Forever: Vegan Mofo Day 2

Although Samphire kinda sounds like your average quiche and lentils 70’s vegetarian joint. Instead it’s pretty much the best vegan fast food place ever. I’ve snuck in here once before but all Kate got was a take away piece of cake. Time to visit together.

After a warm welcome we were sat next to the record player. It was playing Sinatra and we would have changed it if we could only decide on the same music.


‘God no.’

‘Simon and Garfunkle?’

‘No way in hell. Oh look, Madness!’


Is being sat next to the record player the leading cause of divorce? Not with Samphire’s excellent menu to distract us. Samphire sell all sorts of awesome. Crepes, pizzas, buckets of chicken, and burgers. You know I can’t resist a good burger.


I went for the Deep South. Two pieces of my new favourite fired chicken (with apologies to V-Rev. I still love you) a whole mountain of slaw, a slice of tomato and some of that lettuce that’s absolutely perfectly sized for a burger. There was some deconstruction involved before I could slap that top bun on and get the thing in my mouth. I removed the tomato, because I think it’s gross, and went the colourful veggie packed slaw. I only have three words to describe it. They are all nom.


On the side of my giant burger I had some dirty fries. Technically they were ordered for us to share. Hosin Poison: fries with crispy duck, hosin sauce and spring onion on top. Unfortunately Kate decided she didn’t like hosin sauce so I had to eat them all by myself. I had to take a few of them home in a box but I’m proud to say that at the end of the day I’d ate the lot of them.


Kate ordered the burger I had last time: Meatball Mania. Pretzel bun, meatballs, marinara sauce, pesto and a topping of their sharp cheddar. Other vegan meatballs go to sleep at night wishing they were these vegan meatballs. Perfect.

We were so full from our feast that we didn’t need to eat dinner. Well except for the two whoopie pies we bought to go. Samphire is THE place to go for vegan fast food in South Devon.


Hidden Olive (again), Samphire Brasserie and Ethica: even more vegan fun to be had in Plymouth 

We really don’t go to Plymouth all that often. It’s usually once in two years rather than twice in one. My Mum came to visit recently and as we got to talking about breakfast places the Hidden Olive came up. We met up for a bit of Barbican fun with her and her partner. They ordered meaty breakfasts and admired the gin selection while I ordered my Big Vegan. A respectable offering. Two sausages, courgette ribbons, garlic mushrooms, fancy baked beans, potatoes and toast with avocado butter. The potatoes were especially delicious.

After I said goodbye to Mum I popped in to Samphire for what was supposed to be a quick take away to get on the train with. Samphire is a 100% vegan fast food joint. I have no will power. I ended up eating in. So what did I order? Meatball Mania. Four of the meatiest meatballs I’ve ever had draped in tomato sauce with just the right amount of pesto and mozzarella. On a pretzel bun. My mouth is still watering. Ten out of ten. I’d eat here all the time but I don’t think I could’ve persuaded my Mum to try anything.

As I finally got on the train home it was both with a full stomach and a full shopping bag. I popped into Ethica, Plymouth’s vegan shop, to buy some of the mock meats and cheeses that you can’t find in Torquay. I’m aware that this post makes it look like I eat nothing but meat substitutes but you have to remember that this haul kept us going for at least… well it’s probably best not to say. I will say though that Ethica sells a fab range of staple and harder to find vegan foods along side cleaning products and toiletries. We may end up in Plymouth more often.

Plymouth Vegan Fair and The Hidden Olive

This Saturday was Plymouth Vegan fair. As that’s only two trains away we thought why not and set off bright and early. Really early in fact. We wanted to get a little shopping in before heading to the Guildhall for the opening at eleven but trains being what they are around here that got us into Plymouth at 9:30.

Pancakes Anyone?

Kate suggested breakfast and I spent the train journey Googling our vegan breakfast options. “There’s this place called The Hidden Olive” I said. “I hate it when I find olives hidden in my food” she replied. “Darling, I don’t think it’s a theme place.” It wasn’t a bizarre olive-themed cafe. Instead it was bright, welcoming, modern cafe that has two tempting vegan options. We went for the coconut pancakes. So should you if you find yourself in Plymouth around breakfast time. Don’t be put off by the lack of plates.

Why take a picture of the Mayflower Steps when all you want to see is this?

We took a little history break (“Look! Pilgrims!”) and got to the fair just a little past opening. It was £3 entry on the door and not that busy inside. Possibly those two facts are related or possibly other people don’t feel the need to arrive just as soon as a thing opens.

Insert joke about me being a tart here

Our first stop was Lettuces for even more of that delicious smokey bacon flavoured cheese. Then we seemed to gravitate towards the chocolate. There was raw chocolate, vegan versions of old favourites and chocolate brownies. We only brought home Solkiki chocolate though. We loved that you could taste the cacao.


Then we grabbed some baked goods. Kate had a treacle tart by Jack Bakes while I ate patties. We bought cheese stuffed sourdough from The Vegways. Then we were done really. There wasn’t much hanging out and chatting. There was one more thing to try though. Lunch. We decided on the Sicily To Seattle stand. They had a vegan corn dog and really how could we not?